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MOUSEPAD – NAUGHTY CHICK
Mousepads$22.00Freshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!
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MOUSEPAD – THEY LIKE TO SWEAR
Mousepads$22.00Need a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!
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“I HATE STUFF” Notepad
Notepads$7.00This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that’s 4″ x 5.5″) has 50 lined pages just waiting for your “stuff”.
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Belated Birthday$5.00Front: I promise I didn’t forget your birthday.
Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time. -
SOCIAL MEDIA WIN
Belated Birthday$5.00Front: I know your birthday was the other day…
Inside: I just needed social media to remind me. -
PICKY NOSE PICKER
Birthday$5.00Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift.
Inside: For people that are too damn picky. -
FUCKING BIRTHDAY
Birthday$5.00Front: Heard that you’re celebrating a big day.
Inside: Happy fucking birthday. -
DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
Birthday$5.00Front: Got big birthday plans?
Inside: Or another night of drinking alone? -
NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
Birthday$5.00Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration.
Inside: But I’m just giving you a card and buying take-out. -
SILVER SHORT CURLY
Birthday$5.00Front: Getting older isn’t so bad.
Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives. -
BEST GIFT OF ALL
Birthday$5.00Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love.
Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you? -
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TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
Birthday$5.00Front: Birthdays are a time to party.
Inside: Too bad we’re too old for that shit. -
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MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
Cards$5.00Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs.
Inside: You two bitches deserve each other. -
MRS. AND MRS. BITCH
Cards$5.00Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs.
Inside: You two bitches deserve each other. -
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MOUSEPAD – NAUGHTY CHICK
Mousepads$22.00Freshen up your vulgar vocabulary while you work with this mousepad!
-
MOUSEPAD – THEY LIKE TO SWEAR
Mousepads$22.00Need a little sass in your office space? This mousepad could be the answer!
-
“I HATE STUFF” Notepad
Notepads$7.00This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that’s 4″ x 5.5″) has 50 lined pages just waiting for your “stuff”.
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Belated Birthday$5.00Front: I promise I didn’t forget your birthday.
Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time. -
SOCIAL MEDIA WIN
Belated Birthday$5.00Front: I know your birthday was the other day…
Inside: I just needed social media to remind me. -
PICKY NOSE PICKER
Birthday$5.00Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift.
Inside: For people that are too damn picky. -
FUCKING BIRTHDAY
Birthday$5.00Front: Heard that you’re celebrating a big day.
Inside: Happy fucking birthday. -
DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
Birthday$5.00Front: Got big birthday plans?
Inside: Or another night of drinking alone? -
NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
Birthday$5.00Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration.
Inside: But I’m just giving you a card and buying take-out. -
SILVER SHORT CURLY
Birthday$5.00Front: Getting older isn’t so bad.
Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives. -
BEST GIFT OF ALL
Birthday$5.00Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love.
Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you? -
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TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
Birthday$5.00Front: Birthdays are a time to party.
Inside: Too bad we’re too old for that shit. -
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MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
Cards$5.00Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs.
Inside: You two bitches deserve each other. -
MRS. AND MRS. BITCH
Cards$5.00Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs.
Inside: You two bitches deserve each other. -
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GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE
Cards$5.00Front: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care.
Inside: Now we’re just waiting for Santa’s fat ass. -
HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA
Cards$5.00Front: Have you picked out your Christmas tree?
Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies? -
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