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April 30, 2022
Valentine's Day
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Sale$2.00Front: It’s that time of year again.
Inside: Too bad no one loves you. -
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Sale$2.00Front: I spoke with cupid last night.
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Cards$5.00Front: You say you don’t care about Valentine’s Day?
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Quick ViewSTICK IT TO ME
Cards$5.00Front: I want you to be my Valentine.
Inside: And I want you to stick your dick in me. -
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Quick ViewSINGLE LOSERS
Cards$5.00Front: Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love.
Inside: And to laugh at single people. -
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Quick ViewCARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY
Cards$5.00Front: You deserve the best Valentine’s Day ever.
Inside: Too bad all I can afford is this card. -
Quick ViewTHE CHEAPER THE BETTER
Cards$5.00Front: Today is the day of love.
Inside: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex. -
Quick ViewOH OH OH SO LONELY
Cards$5.00Front: Being alone on Valentine’s Day is okay.
Inside: As long as you don’t mind masturbating. -
Quick ViewTHE GIFT OF ME
Cards$5.00Front: I have the best Valentine’s Day gift for you.
Inside: My naked body. -
Quick ViewGIVE ME SUGAR BABY
Cards$5.00Front: Valentine’s Day is about love and spending time together.
Inside: But I’d prefer chocolate. -
Quick ViewNO ONE ELSE WILL
Cards$5.00Front: This Valentine’s Day there’s one thing we should do.
Inside: Fuck. -
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Quick ViewHOOKERS
Cards$5.00Front: Don’t worry about being alone on Valentine’s Day.
Inside: That’s what hookers are for.
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Sale!Quick View
CUPID STINKS
Sale$2.00Front: Cupid is great.
Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together. -
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NO ONE LOVES TURTLES
Sale$2.00Front: It’s that time of year again.
Inside: Too bad no one loves you. -
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THERE’S NO CHANCE
Sale$2.00Front: I spoke with cupid last night.
Inside: You’re going to die alone. -
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FUCKING FIRE PANTS
Cards$5.00Front: You say you don’t care about Valentine’s Day?
Inside: But I know that’s a fucking lie. -
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STICK IT TO ME
Cards$5.00Front: I want you to be my Valentine.
Inside: And I want you to stick your dick in me. -
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SINGLE LOSERS
Cards$5.00Front: Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love.
Inside: And to laugh at single people. -
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CARDS ARE BEST ANYWAY
Cards$5.00Front: You deserve the best Valentine’s Day ever.
Inside: Too bad all I can afford is this card. -
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THE CHEAPER THE BETTER
Cards$5.00Front: Today is the day of love.
Inside: Oh, and cheap gifts and cheap sex. -
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OH OH OH SO LONELY
Cards$5.00Front: Being alone on Valentine’s Day is okay.
Inside: As long as you don’t mind masturbating. -
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THE GIFT OF ME
Cards$5.00Front: I have the best Valentine’s Day gift for you.
Inside: My naked body. -
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GIVE ME SUGAR BABY
Cards$5.00Front: Valentine’s Day is about love and spending time together.
Inside: But I’d prefer chocolate. -
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NO ONE ELSE WILL
Cards$5.00Front: This Valentine’s Day there’s one thing we should do.
Inside: Fuck. -
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HOOKERS
Cards$5.00Front: Don’t worry about being alone on Valentine’s Day.
Inside: That’s what hookers are for.
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