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CAN’T BUY ME LOVE
New BabyFront: Congratulations.
Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you.$5.00$2.00 -
YOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New Baby$5.00Front: I heard you got knocked up.
Inside: Congratulations. I guess. -
STROLLER GIRL
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby.
Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00$2.00 -
STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby.
Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00$2.50 -
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OH BABY BABY
Cards$5.00Front: I adore babies.
Inside: But don’t expect babysitting. Or diaper changes. -
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TOO CUTE FOR YOU
Cards$5.00Front: What a beautiful baby
Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital. -
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STICKY SOCKS
Cards$5.00Front: So sweet and innocent.
Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together. -
BABY BITCH SPICE
Cards$5.00Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch. -
PUP PUP PUPPY
Cards$5.00Front: Congrats on a great addition to the family.
Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice. -
BIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
Cards$5.00Front: Congrats on another beautiful baby.
Inside: You must have a huge vagina. -
BIG OL TITTIES
Cards$5.00Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow.
Inside: And your tits are huge. -
BLAME THE DINGO
Cards$5.00Front: Your baby deserves the best.
Inside: So hand it over to me and I’ll raise it. -
SAFETY FIRST
Cards$5.00Front: I heard you’re expecting.
Inside: I guess you don’t believe in safe sex. -
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CAN’T BUY ME LOVE
New BabyFront: Congratulations.
Inside: Now you finally have someone to love you.$5.00$2.00 -
YOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New Baby$5.00Front: I heard you got knocked up.
Inside: Congratulations. I guess. -
STROLLER GIRL
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby.
Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00$2.00 -
STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby.
Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00$2.50 -
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OH BABY BABY
Cards$5.00Front: I adore babies.
Inside: But don’t expect babysitting. Or diaper changes. -
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TOO CUTE FOR YOU
Cards$5.00Front: What a beautiful baby
Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital. -
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STICKY SOCKS
Cards$5.00Front: So sweet and innocent.
Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together. -
BABY BITCH SPICE
Cards$5.00Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch. -
PUP PUP PUPPY
Cards$5.00Front: Congrats on a great addition to the family.
Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice. -
BIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
Cards$5.00Front: Congrats on another beautiful baby.
Inside: You must have a huge vagina. -
BIG OL TITTIES
Cards$5.00Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow.
Inside: And your tits are huge. -
BLAME THE DINGO
Cards$5.00Front: Your baby deserves the best.
Inside: So hand it over to me and I’ll raise it. -
SAFETY FIRST
Cards$5.00Front: I heard you’re expecting.
Inside: I guess you don’t believe in safe sex. -
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