
Mother's Day
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WIFE AND MOTHER
Cards$5.00Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother.
Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention. -
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife.
Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00$2.50 -
MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother’s Day card.
Inside: Slip me a twenty and we’ll call it even.$5.00$2.00 -
BAD MOMMY
Mother's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Mother’s Day.
Inside: You’re doing a terrible job.$5.00$2.50 -
NEVER REGRET
Mother's DayFront: It’s your first Mother’s Day.
Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00$2.50 -
LITTLE BRAT
Mother's DayFront: Since it’s your first Mother’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Inside: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything.$5.00$2.50 -
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LOSER ALERT
Cards$5.00Front: You deserve a wonderful Mother’s Day.
Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card. -
ASS PAIN
Cards$5.00Front: Mother’s Day is different now that I’m a parent.
Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are. -
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WOMEN MAKE BABIES
Cards$5.00Front: For my wife on Mother’s Day.
Inside: You are a great baby machine. -
BACK OFF BITCH
Cards$5.00Front: You’re the best mom ever.
Back: Even if you won’t get off my back. -
YOU’RE NOT MY MOM
Cards$5.00Front: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too.
Back: Though I don’t know why. You didn’t raise me. -
MOTHER BY MARRIAGE
Cards$5.00Front: You’re the best mother-in-law ever.
Back: Just kidding. I hate you. -
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OLD AGE HOME
Cards$5.00Front: Let’s make this the best Mother’s Day ever.
Inside: Because next year I’m putting you in a home. -
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ROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
Cards$5.00Front: Mom, you taught me life’s most important lesson.
Back: Too bad I wasn’t listening. -
I HATE MYSELF
Cards$5.00Front: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today.
Back: I hate myself. -
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I’M SUPER AWESOME
Cards$5.00Front: You did a great job raising me, mom.
Back: But I wouldn’t be so proud of the others.
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WIFE AND MOTHER
Cards$5.00Front: You are an excellent wife and an even better mother.
Inside: Seriously. I could use more attention. -
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife.
Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00$2.50 -
MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother’s Day card.
Inside: Slip me a twenty and we’ll call it even.$5.00$2.00 -
BAD MOMMY
Mother's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Mother’s Day.
Inside: You’re doing a terrible job.$5.00$2.50 -
NEVER REGRET
Mother's DayFront: It’s your first Mother’s Day.
Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00$2.50 -
LITTLE BRAT
Mother's DayFront: Since it’s your first Mother’s Day I thought I’d get you a card.
Inside: We both know your little brat won’t get you anything.$5.00$2.50 -
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LOSER ALERT
Cards$5.00Front: You deserve a wonderful Mother’s Day.
Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card. -
ASS PAIN
Cards$5.00Front: Mother’s Day is different now that I’m a parent.
Back: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are. -
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WOMEN MAKE BABIES
Cards$5.00Front: For my wife on Mother’s Day.
Inside: You are a great baby machine. -
BACK OFF BITCH
Cards$5.00Front: You’re the best mom ever.
Back: Even if you won’t get off my back. -
YOU’RE NOT MY MOM
Cards$5.00Front: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too.
Back: Though I don’t know why. You didn’t raise me. -
MOTHER BY MARRIAGE
Cards$5.00Front: You’re the best mother-in-law ever.
Back: Just kidding. I hate you. -
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OLD AGE HOME
Cards$5.00Front: Let’s make this the best Mother’s Day ever.
Inside: Because next year I’m putting you in a home. -
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ROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
Cards$5.00Front: Mom, you taught me life’s most important lesson.
Back: Too bad I wasn’t listening. -
I HATE MYSELF
Cards$5.00Front: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today.
Back: I hate myself. -
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I’M SUPER AWESOME
Cards$5.00Front: You did a great job raising me, mom.
Back: But I wouldn’t be so proud of the others.
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