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    Birthday

    Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift.
    Inside: For people that are too damn picky.

    $5.00
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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY

    Birthday

    Front: Heard that you’re celebrating a big day.
    Inside: Happy fucking birthday.

    $5.00
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    DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK

    Birthday

    Front: Got big birthday plans?
    Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?

    $5.00
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    NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL

    Birthday

    Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration.
    Inside: But I’m just giving you a card and buying take-out.

    $5.00
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    SILVER SHORT CURLY

    Birthday

    Front: Getting older isn’t so bad.
    Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.

    $5.00
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    BEST GIFT OF ALL

    Birthday

    Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love.
    Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?

    $5.00
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    ALL ABOUT YOU

    Birthday

    Front: Today is all about you.
    Inside: You’re so selfish.

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    TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT

    Birthday

    Front: Birthdays are a time to party.
    Inside: Too bad we’re too old for that shit.

    $5.00
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    NO CASH VALUE

    Birthday

    Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card.
    Inside: But I don’t want to put a dollar value on our relationship.

    $5.00
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    TOO MUCH MOOLA

    Birthday

    Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift.
    Inside: It was expensive. So we didn’t buy it.

    $5.00
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    CRAZY SHIT

    Birthday

    Front: You deserve to be celebrated.
    Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit… And you’re still alive.

    $5.00
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    COME CUM

    Birthday

    Front: Your birthday is coming…
    Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.

    $5.00
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    STOP GETTING OLD

    Birthday

    Front: Every year you get older.
    Inside: And every year I like you less.

    $2.50
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    NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY

    Birthday

    Front: You haven’t aged a day since we met.
    Inside: But you looked old back then.

    $5.00
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    CARD CARD GIFT CARD

    Birthday

    Front: Want your birthday gift?
    Inside: Here’s a gift card. Go get it.

    $5.00
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    NATALIE LIKES OWLS

    Birthday

    Front: You’re a real hoot.
    Inside: Oops, I mean ho. You’re a real ho.

    $5.00
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    MISTAKES HAPPEN

    Birthday

    Front: Let’s celebrate your birth.
    Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.

    $5.00
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    WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

    Birthday

    Front: It’s your birthday.
    Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?

    $5.00
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    DEFINITELY TOO OLD

    Birthday

    Front: A piece of birthday advice for you?
    Inside: Start lying about your age.

    $5.00
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    OLD BROAD

    Birthday

    Front: Happy Birthday.
    Inside: You old broad.

    $5.00
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    MOMMY’S VAG

    Birthday

    Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate.
    Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina.

    $5.00
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    DEAD BEAT

    Birthday

    Front: Happy birthday.
    Inside: Think you’ll make it to the next one?

    $5.00
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    ANOTHER FUCKING DAY

    Birthday

    Front: Have a very happy birthday.
    Inside: Or don’t. I don’t fucking care.

    $5.00
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    MEAT AND MORE MEAT

    Birthday

    Front: It’s time to celebrate you.
    Inside: Dinner and a bj?

    $5.00

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  • Quick View

    PICKY NOSE PICKER

    Birthday

    Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift.
    Inside: For people that are too damn picky.

    $5.00
  • Out Of Stock
    Quick View

    FUCKING BIRTHDAY

    Birthday

    Front: Heard that you’re celebrating a big day.
    Inside: Happy fucking birthday.

    $5.00
  • Quick View

    DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK

    Birthday

    Front: Got big birthday plans?
    Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?

    $5.00
  • Quick View

    NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL

    Birthday

    Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration.
    Inside: But I’m just giving you a card and buying take-out.

    $5.00
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    SILVER SHORT CURLY

    Birthday

    Front: Getting older isn’t so bad.
    Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives.

    $5.00
  • Quick View

    BEST GIFT OF ALL

    Birthday

    Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love.
    Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?

    $5.00
  • Quick View

    ALL ABOUT YOU

    Birthday

    Front: Today is all about you.
    Inside: You’re so selfish.

    $5.00
  • Quick View

    TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT

    Birthday

    Front: Birthdays are a time to party.
    Inside: Too bad we’re too old for that shit.

    $5.00
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    NO CASH VALUE

    Birthday

    Front: Everyone loves getting money in a card.
    Inside: But I don’t want to put a dollar value on our relationship.

    $5.00
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    TOO MUCH MOOLA

    Birthday

    Front: We found you the perfect birthday gift.
    Inside: It was expensive. So we didn’t buy it.

    $5.00
  • Out Of Stock
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    CRAZY SHIT

    Birthday

    Front: You deserve to be celebrated.
    Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit… And you’re still alive.

    $5.00
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    COME CUM

    Birthday

    Front: Your birthday is coming…
    Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.

    $5.00
  • Sale!
    Quick View

    STOP GETTING OLD

    Birthday

    Front: Every year you get older.
    Inside: And every year I like you less.

    $2.50
  • Quick View

    NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY

    Birthday

    Front: You haven’t aged a day since we met.
    Inside: But you looked old back then.

    $5.00
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    CARD CARD GIFT CARD

    Birthday

    Front: Want your birthday gift?
    Inside: Here’s a gift card. Go get it.

    $5.00
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    NATALIE LIKES OWLS

    Birthday

    Front: You’re a real hoot.
    Inside: Oops, I mean ho. You’re a real ho.

    $5.00
  • Quick View

    MISTAKES HAPPEN

    Birthday

    Front: Let’s celebrate your birth.
    Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.

    $5.00
  • Quick View

    WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

    Birthday

    Front: It’s your birthday.
    Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?

    $5.00
  • Quick View

    DEFINITELY TOO OLD

    Birthday

    Front: A piece of birthday advice for you?
    Inside: Start lying about your age.

    $5.00
  • Quick View

    OLD BROAD

    Birthday

    Front: Happy Birthday.
    Inside: You old broad.

    $5.00
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    MOMMY’S VAG

    Birthday

    Front: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate.
    Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom’s vagina.

    $5.00
  • Quick View

    DEAD BEAT

    Birthday

    Front: Happy birthday.
    Inside: Think you’ll make it to the next one?

    $5.00
  • Quick View

    ANOTHER FUCKING DAY

    Birthday

    Front: Have a very happy birthday.
    Inside: Or don’t. I don’t fucking care.

    $5.00
  • Quick View

    MEAT AND MORE MEAT

    Birthday

    Front: It’s time to celebrate you.
    Inside: Dinner and a bj?

    $5.00
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