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April 30, 2022
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Belated Birthday$5.00Front: I promise I didn’t forget your birthday.
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Belated Birthday$5.00Front: I know your birthday was the other day…
Inside: I just needed social media to remind me. -
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Inside: For people that are too damn picky. -
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Birthday$5.00Front: Heard that you’re celebrating a big day.
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Birthday$5.00Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration.
Inside: But I’m just giving you a card and buying take-out. -
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Birthday$5.00Front: Getting older isn’t so bad.
Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives. -
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Birthday$5.00Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love.
Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you? -
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Cards$5.00Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs.
Inside: You two bitches deserve each other. -
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Cards$5.00Front: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care.
Inside: Now we’re just waiting for Santa’s fat ass. -
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Cards$5.00Front: Have you picked out your Christmas tree?
Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies? -
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Cards$5.00Front: I met Prancer and Vixen.
Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown. -
Quick ViewEXPECT THE BEST
Cards$5.00Front: This Christmas will be great.
Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing. -
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Box Sets$10.00The “Damaged Goods” include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that’s 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!…. The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Belated Birthday$5.00Front: I promise I didn’t forget your birthday.
Inside: I just forgot to buy a card on time. -
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SOCIAL MEDIA WIN
Belated Birthday$5.00Front: I know your birthday was the other day…
Inside: I just needed social media to remind me. -
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PICKY NOSE PICKER
Birthday$5.00Front: Gift cards are the perfect gift.
Inside: For people that are too damn picky. -
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FUCKING BIRTHDAY
Birthday$5.00Front: Heard that you’re celebrating a big day.
Inside: Happy fucking birthday. -
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DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
Birthday$5.00Front: Got big birthday plans?
Inside: Or another night of drinking alone? -
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NETFLIX, CARD, AND CHILL
Birthday$5.00Front: You deserve a huge birthday celebration.
Inside: But I’m just giving you a card and buying take-out. -
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SILVER SHORT CURLY
Birthday$5.00Front: Getting older isn’t so bad.
Inside: Until the first grey pubic hair arrives. -
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BEST GIFT OF ALL
Birthday$5.00Front: Happy birthday to my dearest love.
Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you? -
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TOO OLD FOR THAT SHIT
Birthday$5.00Front: Birthdays are a time to party.
Inside: Too bad we’re too old for that shit. -
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MR. AND MR. ASSHOLE
Cards$5.00Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs.
Inside: You two bitches deserve each other. -
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MRS. AND MRS. BITCH
Cards$5.00Front: Congratulations Mrs. and Mrs.
Inside: You two bitches deserve each other. -
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GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE
Cards$5.00Front: The stockings are hung by the mantel with care.
Inside: Now we’re just waiting for Santa’s fat ass. -
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HIPPIE DIPPIE BOLOGNA
Cards$5.00Front: Have you picked out your Christmas tree?
Inside: Or are you one of those tree-loving hippies? -
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SANTA’S FAVE STRIP JOINT
Cards$5.00Front: I met Prancer and Vixen.
Inside: They work at a strip joint downtown. -
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EXPECT THE BEST
Cards$5.00Front: This Christmas will be great.
Inside: As long as you buy me something fucking amazing. -
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DAMAGED GOODS
Box Sets$10.00The “Damaged Goods” include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that’s 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!…. The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).
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